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how to approach the sensitive question : anal? -
Next, ask her a series of utterly meaningless questions: “What are your hopes and dreams?” “Have you ever been in love?” “What’s the worst tragedy that’s ever befallen you?” Etc., etc. As you are “listening,” slowly wrap your arm around her waist, and slide your hand down to the small of her back. Continue talking until you decide the moment is right for an “over-the-pant finger twaddle.” This is accomplished by lightly caressing her anus in a “sympathetic manner.” How do you caress somebody’s anus sympathetically? Brother, if I have to tell you that, you need more help than I can offer.
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good — Woody Allen